“Sexualizing self-hatred is the hallmark of any relationship that begins with extramarital infidelity.”

Alan: “You promise me I’ll be happy?” Nadia: “No. But I can promise you you will never be alone.”

Mike: “She didn’t choose me, Alan. The only choice she made was not you. Nobody chooses me. I’m the hole where a choice should be.”

Ruth: “Nothing in this world is easy, except pissing in the shower.”

Rabbi: “Buildings aren’t haunted. People are.”

Maxine: “Oh no, no. I love that you’re a cunt. It makes me feel morally superior.”